Part 2 added Jun 29, 2008 and is a WIP. This is a Veronica Mars fic with general spoilers for the entire series. Mars Investigations gets an unlikely customer who requires Veronica to go undercover as an exotic dancer. (I've also revised Part 1 a bit, so if it's been a while since you've read it you may want to again.) This is a Veronica Mars/Clarence Wiedman pairing fic. 1,525 words.